Pool Boy_Practically Magic_The InstantCuisine Turbo XL Air Fryer_Back in the Saddle Again
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Pool Boy
CW: Mentions of adult filmsChris hears an unfamiliar sputtering in the driveway and pulls back the nicotine stained curtains of his family living room.‘Whoosat?’ His chain-smoking mother, Louise, shouts over The Perry Singer Show.‘It’s Dad!’Chris runs out to the driveway and watches his dad step out of a black van. ‘What’s with the surveillance vehicle? Is it ex-FBI?'‘Not quite,’ Dicky says. He slides the side door open and plastic tubes spill onto the driveway. ‘Awww, nuts.’‘So what’s all this gear for?’ Chris asks, picking up a tube and looking through it as though it were a telescope. ‘Look...
Practically Magic
Now, this would be a pleasure to burn. The thought seeps in midway through the final page. Garbage. No wonder this keeps getting rejected. Four years of my life and … rubbish! Ohh, I’m a writer—read my little story. What a flipping joke. Should’ve been a rockstar—probably easier. I’ll take this godforsaken manuscript downstairs, strike a match, and kill the misery. Enough. I snatch up the stack of paper refuse and dash toward the stairs, ready to get this reminder of wasted time gone. I see the pen at the exact same time my foot rolls across it on the first step. Just like that, I’m flippin...
The InstantCuisine Turbo XL Air Fryer
Like most twenty-four year olds with no steady source of income, Jenny couldn’t remember the last time she stepped foot inside a Walmart.Sure the garish yellow on blue caused her physical pain and the screaming kid in the frozen food aisle made her make a mental note to ask her gyno about birth control, but that wouldn’t stop her. Jenny was a woman on a mission. She’d come to buy an air fryer and she wasn’t leaving without one.Not just any air fryer. An InstantCuisine Turbo XL Air Fryer, in red, if possible. She’d first seen it in a Buzzfeed listicle shortly after she moved: ‘17 Best Housewarm...
Back in the Saddle Again
Like the old Gene Autwww.onedoor.ccry song says, “I’m back in the saddle again.” I have been thinking that I retired too young, just because I started my career at a relatively early age, so I had a full pension before regular retirement age. I am aware that I have been driving my wife crazy by my continual presence in the house, getting in her way. I know that she has been too nice to say anything, but I can see it in her eyes. Teaching was pretty much my entire life, and I’ve had nothing since to replace it. And now I’m back.It wasn’t me who initiated the move back to the saddle. I received a call from ...