One Night in Northern Germany_It's A Steve Harvey Kinda Day_If you love something..._Leon and Hi
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One Night in Northern Germany
“How long are you staying in Winsen?” Helga asked.“Just for the night,” said Scott. “I’m passing through Northern Germany over the next week or so, and then Denmark, Sweden, Norway.”“At this time of year? It’s so cold.”“Travelling is mostly hotels and trains. When I sightsee, I just put on a jacket and I’m good to go.”Helga guffawed and smacked a hand on the bar counter. “All alone you do this? You have not run in to any nice girls to travel with?”Scott snickered and sipped his lager. “I did meet one in Brunswick.”Helga leaned in, oohing. “Last night?”“At a lokal. We were the only tourists th...
It's A Steve Harvey Kinda Day
“I love my wife. She won’t be mad. I love my wife. She will be reasonable. I love my wife. Please, God. Don’t let her porce me. Huh. Isn’t that where I left you this morning?” “They call it a Living Room for a reason. I’m living. And it’s Bon Bon hour. Why are you home so early?”“Why are you so flushed?”“The sugar rush, and Steve Harvey. He makes me laugh. He makes me cry. Anyway, another jerk at work got you down?”“Something like that.”“Sit. I’ll go make you a drink. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, and Steve’s about to crack another joke. I can feel it. They say laughter is good for the soul.”“Who ...
If you love something...
The figure was just visible through the darkness. Josie watched, breath bated, as it moved slowly, meticulously, through the garden and towards the house. She perched on the kitchen side in the pitch black, eyes wide, like a cat guarding the house. Any light would only make her a target. What did it want? They didn’t have much worth taking, though there was plenty of Paul’s stuff she wouldn’t mind being stolen… But didn’t burglars normally work in groups? Yes, she was sure this figure was after something far worse. Her heartbeat increased. She felt it pumping blood to every tip of her body, ...
Leon and His Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Shirley was in the breakrowww.onedoor.ccom discussing lunch. She was indecisive in what to have to eat during her lunchbreak, as usual. When one of her workmates piped in, “It’s a cloudy, dreary day, a great day for a grilled cheese sandwich and a steaming bowl of creamy tomato soup.” “Yuck,” Shirley replies, “maybe some soup, but grilled cheese sandwiches are a disgusting bunch of goo made with yesterday’s old bread.” She stuck her finger in her throat, like she was going to vomit. “Wait! I don’t fully understand”, one of her co-workers said, “how anybody could not like grilled cheese sandwiches. It’s just...