"Just let Go Jack."_The Wizard's Tower_Time to Impress_You’re Using Too Much Water
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"Just let Go Jack."
I came back, because I'm better. I don't know how to let go of Reedsy.Reedsy doesn’t want you to know, but they kidnaped me.They don’t want you to know their secrets.I’ve seen their break room fridge. Big enough to fit 102 Dalmatian pups. It's nothing but caviar, expresso, crème brule. champagne,expresso champagne,skim breast milk coffee creamer,gluten free breast milk filled in camelbak go bags (you can purchase the backpack separately at the Reedsy gift shop- add on a matching fanny pack for dopamine), and vegan spit from 100% pure sugar babies. The cult of Reedsy comes with 2 important deli...
The Wizard's Tower
Trandelomacus heard a commotion outside his prison door. He stepped away from his balcony, and the idyllic view of the rolling hills and lazy sheep on a fine summer’s day, and sighed. Outside the door, he heard the dull jangle of heavy keys accented by the pitched squawking of angry politicians. The iron-bound wooden door lumbered open with a groan. There was Hubert, the one soldier in town and his jailer and constant companion – and behind him was a crowd of aldermen. They were red-faced and growling, all struggling to fit through the doorway at the same time. Enough of them shoved at once an...
Time to Impress
“Does anyone know the totals?” my team manager, Geoff, asked in a gravelly tone as he looked around the room. He was a not-quite middle-aged-man with a beyond middle-aged mindset. He had salt and pepper short hair and kempt beard and he also either had his mid-life crisis at 15 or never at all. The average sized gray and brown conference room was quiet except for the hum of the projector. That’s how old-school this place was; we had a freakin’ projector. And getting Geoff to upgrade anything beyond the early 2000’s took an act of congress. But the only thing on his mind right then was ...
You’re Usiwww.onedoor.ccng Too Much Water
“You’re using too much water.”“What?”“I said, you’re using too much water!”“I can’t hear you. I’m in the shower!”“You’ve been in there for ages! You’re wasting water!!”Jack turned off the spigot, grabbed a towel, and said, “Woman, I can’t hear a word you’re saying. That shower is simply amazing. What’s up?”“You spend too much time in there. What are you doing? It’s just a waste of water.”Jack stared at her, not so much in amazement—though he felt that—but in recognition. He wanted to say, “Jenna, you do realize we’re on vacation, right?” He wanted to point out the terribly obvious given the s...