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Augmentation
In our living room I held up my arms, concentrating on my wife Lisa and slowly, melodically, spoke the incantation. The air around her shimmered, and with a thunderous boom all returned to normal. I looked at my wife, topless and exawww.onedoor.ccmining herself, to see if it worked. Her pet canary, Popcorn, also regarded her from his cage. Then I heard her say that it didn't work, that her breasts did not augment as I promised, and that she thought me to be an idiot. I told her to wait a moment and see. Magic doesn't always happen right away. Then I heard a high pitched sound not unlike air escaping a ballo...
Correction
Correction“Are you sure you want this item?”Christine stared at the question blinking on the white screen. She’d never had this particular page pop up before, and come to think of it, she wasn’t at all sure she wanted to buy her son a pair of pizza socks. Sure, they were funny, but were they comfortable? Upon further reflection, it struck her that footwear decorated with cheese and pepperoni wasn’t that clever after all.“Thank-you, Amazon.” She clicked on the blinking ‘No’ choice and continued her online browsing, searching for just the right Christmas gifts for her children. Her son Bill was ...
Rural Route 12: Biblical Tarot for Dummies
SENSITIVITY WARNING: The odds of a lightning strike are -- and I cannot stress this enough -- astronomical due to the sacrilegious content of this story.~~~Buying myself a deck of “Biblical Tarot” cards this Christmas may have been a little tone-deaf, in retrospect: it turns out that the Bible thumpers hate the Tarot nutjobs, and vice-versa, thus making it near-impossible to find anyone who will agree to sit for a reading in order to help me practice the occult.Fortunately, my next-door neighbors have questionable morals, a lot of time on their hands, and no particular allegiances. They are no...
X-rays, Locking Screws, and Antlers
“Ok! This is a time-out for Brian Cole. He’s a 34-year-old male who has signed a consent for Dr. Connor to do an Open Reduction Internal Fixation of the right distal radius. He has no known drug allergies. He is under general anesthesia, and he was given two grams of Ancef. We have Nadia as our scrub tech, Matt is in anesthesia, Andy from radiology, Ron is here as our representative from Surgical Supply, and I am Terry circulating. The right side is the correct side.” “I agree. Tourniquet up.” “I agree.” “I agree.” “I agree. Tourniquet up at 14:55、” “I agree to patient and procedure.” “Andy, w...