A Roundabout Way to You_Mystery Meat_Two Cooks Looking for an Apartment_The Student's Struggle
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A Roundabout Way to You
Turns out there is no heaven or hell. I should know. I just died today. After my final breath left my body I found myself standing in a bland waiting room that reminded me of a dentist's office. Mismatched chairs ran along the wall and a smartly dressed woman sat behind a large desk flanked by two doors. One door had a “G” carved above it, while the other had an “A”.“Hello there!” she said brightly. “Welcome to immortality!”“Thank you, I guess.” Looking at the woman’s name tag I added, “Suzy.”Pulling out a file folder from a drawer she opened it and began leafing through the papers.“Alrighty t...
Mystery Meat
Okay, I admit it. My restaurant, Sleazy's Delights, might not have the sturdiest furniture, the cleanest plates, the shiniest silverware, tastiest food, or prettiest décor, but it's not the worst. So don’t believe the online reviews that call us “disgusting” or “horrific." Anyone can say anything online. And don’t you dare believe the big red F on our door, everyone knows you can’t trust the government. Our food is just as good as anyone's. Really, it is! However, I knew I messed up when a large, globular creature made out of mold and meat seeped through the walk-in-freezer and started causing...
Two Cooks Looking for an Apartment
Bryan Grossman was quick to greet the couple that had walked into the leasing office for their scheduled appointment. “Paul and Cady McFadden, it’s so nice to meet the two of you,” he said with his hand extended toward them.“Nice to meet you too,” Cady said as she shook his hand, with her beaming husband doing likewise.“I love this building already!” Paul exclaimed. “That lobby is so beautiful, what with the crystal chandelier and the black marble and everything. And that fountain right outside the main door! Classy!”“Well we do pride ourselves on making this building as gorgeous on the outsid...
The Student's Struggle
Harvey Deenwaller really shit the bed when he tried out for the basketball team, because he forgot what we all knew: junior high school was bullshit. Trying leads to judging, judging leads to failing, and failing leads to being a loser. Of course we only heard about him, but it was all anyone talked about all day, and when we got into seventh period English we found out that Stacey McCain had seen it. She was always creeping on Carlos Messerschmidt – although she’d never admit it, except she was always admitting it – and Carlos was already on the team. So yeah, Stacey was an instant celebrity,...