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Free Will
Free WillPrologueIn a verdant garden at the oxbow of the River Styx, Spanish viridian green ferns wave at the breeze. Saffron colored umbrellas dot the landscape, like a Christo installation in Monet’s garden. In a far corner, a squat woman stands by a bench, slowly licking a triple decker dripping ice cream cone. Her face is ancient and wears a permanent amused scowl. She has the grace of movement of a former dancer but clearly doesn’t do that much anymore. Her hair, red gone graying in that way it does, is piled nonchalantly on top her head. Her humor is evident in her laughing eyes. Let’s c...
Quill and Scroll
“Thank you all for being here tonight,” I say, smiling over the tips of my steepled fingers. “You are in for a special treat.”Outside of our table, nestled in a dark corner, the tavern is doing a brisk business, crowded with an eclectic collection of beings, all of them intent on making as merry as they can. Coin and drink flow freely, laughter and curses ring out in equal measure, and the smell of strong ale and roasting meat permeates the air.“What are we doing here, Maziroth?” asks Arakon, the heavily built human warrior shifting his weight in his chair, eliciting a chorus of metallic creak...
Top Ten Ways to Make Your Ex Jealous
Whether your ex is a psychopathic lunatic who can’t treat you right to save their life, a player who lives off people’s heartbreak like some sort of beast, or just the average lover who ended it with a friendzone (so also someone quite insane), nobody wants to be seen as worse off after a break up. It’s embarrassing, frankly, and if you don’t want to resort to moping around watching soppy romance movies and sobbing over a tub of stiff ice-cream – “That could’ve been us!” – then read on! (If not, then you should probably think about your self-image and learn to love yourself before pursuing you...
Bird-Friends
Pat, an adult of no specific distinction and Noorindersky, another adult of nondescript characteristics walk uncomfortably close to each other. Step by step they mosey through a beautiful parkette, which is like a park, only smaller with less to offer the general public other than a sample of green space in an otherwise concrete jungle. The parkette or pocket park, if you will, is filled with an unnatural amount of birdsong. Noorinderswww.onedoor.ccky looks up and around at the noise, wondering if they should be pleased or concerned with the sounds. Pat nibbles on health-inspired nuts, covered with sugary s...