Tragic Trevor's Special Day_Tom and Barbara_Drop That Dwarf_She, He, and the Waiter
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Tragic Trevor's Special Day
New Year. New day. Same city. Same me. Same...everything.I believe the cliché line is, “It wasn't always like this.” Which is true, boring as it sounds when you compare what I go through since my ascendance into adulthood. Now, I don't mean to knock anyone out there who actually grew up in a bad lifestyle, nor anyone who actually lost everything. I just want to address-Ouch! Damned ladder!Anyways, as I walk under the maintenance crew yet again, no doubt finally fixing that air conditioner I had been notifying my landlady about for the twenty-sewww.onedoor.cccond time since my lease started last month, I re...
Tom and Barbara
“I can’t believe you just did that!”“What I did! What about what you did!”“What? I did nothing!”“I didn’t kill him! That’s totally on you, buddy!”*It’s not often that co-workers are responsible for the ‘accidental’ death of their boss. But unfortunately for Tom and Barbara, an undeniable dead body is hard to ignore.*“I didn’t know he was allergic to lima beans! It’s not like you go up to your boss and say, ‘Hey, Satan, could you give me a list of all the foods you might be deathly allergic to?’ Now is it!” Wide-eyed, Tom quickly threaded his long red tail between his black-taloned shaking claw...
Drop That Dwarf
The annoying ring of the telephone stirs Vanessa Akin from her sleep. She curses under her breath as her husband, Trey, rolls over, groaning.“Well, are you going to get that?” she asks. “You know it’s for you.”Trey reaches for the phone, nearly knocking it off the end table. Smiling apologetically at Vanessa, he wonders when she’d cut her luxurious midnight black hair into a bob or when the circles under her once sparkling eyes had begun to dominate her looks. Glancing down at his stomach, he ponders where the extra pounds he’s carrying came from.“….Trey? It’s Gavin Gorman….,” the frenzied vo...
She, He, and the Waiter
Hmmm…the pork knuckle with fries or a salad? She thought to herself. Black and green olives, bell peppers, onions, kale, croutons, and salmon. This salad has a lot going on.“So, I’ve been hitting the gym pretty hard. Trying to get cut up for the summer” he said. This had been a nice spring so far. The air was cool and breezy. It made her hopeful for a summer filled with cocktails on the beach. She wondered what summer cocktails they might have on the menu. “Yeah, I don’t go to the gym to get healthier. I go to the gym to look good” he chuckled to himself. She looked up from the menu m...