Racing for a Return_Hobbies_Tit for tat_Uncle Jake R.I.P
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Racing for a Return
Oh, what a setback. It was partly my fault for not closing the door on my brand new Chrysler as tightly as I should have, but my friends, Madeline and Jocelyn, decided to go on a quick joy ride... and ended with them striking our garage door with my car, so that was around $260 or so for the garage door and another $200 for the car. Ah whatever, it happened. So, as punishment for my negligence, my dad put me in the passenger seat for about a week. Then the car came back and I still had to let him drive me around for another week, even to school.After two weeks, I had my car back, but the punis...
Hobbies
Boom! Wait for it... Wait for it... "WHAT ARE YOU DOING XANDER! …WHATEVER I DON'T CARE, BUT YOU BETTER STOP!" My apologies, that was my brother Charlie. My name is Xander and I am talking from Earth 2、 Also, I don't have a hobby. I know what you're thinking. How do you not have a hobby? I know right everyone does. Anyways let me tell you my story. Buzz! Buzz! Went my phone. It was Percy calling. I was about to pick up my phone, but I realized it was out of charge. By the way, I'm going to go to his house today for a sleepover. "Xander, it's time to go to Percy's house." said Mom. I checked if...
Tit for tat
Until I met my girlfriend, the only holiday I cared about in April was 4/20. I’m sure when I was younger, I cared about Easter, but we’re not talking about baby Jim; we’re talking about grown man Jim. Jim, who’s got a car note and is paying $1700 in rent every month. Jim, who’s got $13,400 in his savings account, pulls in $120,000 OTE and is living with a girl who’s crushing it even more than him. Nancy makes $140,000 OTE. She pays the other $1700 for rent, and when the utility bill arrives, she covers all of it. I know, it’s pretty sweet. She’s the only girl I’ve ever lived with and the only ...
Uncle Jake R.I.P
Someone tries to say goodbye but keeps getting interruptedUncle Jake R.I.P Prince www.onedoor.ccPhilip of England passed away three days ago. He was the consort of Queen Elizabeth the Second for some 70 years. The British nation is in mourning. Millions of loyal subjects are saying “goodbye” to the Duke of Edinburgh, without being interrupted… It is peaceful and orderly, yet sorrowful. Uncle Jake died a week ago and the palaver to lay the old man to rest is enough to make the French Revolution seem like a child's bedtime fairy story. It is the most stressful assignment I have been given in my life!Granted ...