The Cosmic Ball_Book talk_Alex St. Claire_Mr Jangles
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The Cosmic Ball
For once, the Moon outshined the Sun, and it made the Sun furious. Twinkling instruments echoed through the infinite ballroom. The Moon twirled amongst the Stars, switching partners without missing a beat. The Sun stood in the center, yet all kept their distance from him. He beamed at a Star as they shot past him, causing them to stop in their tracks in awe.Having lured in his target, the warm look on his face switched to a blazing scowl. “Why aren’t you all admiring me? What is so entrancing about the Moon?”The Star’s light dimmed nervously. “The Moon does not care about being admired, he jus...
Book talk
The sun is slowly setting, while I am moving at the speed of light. The book I need for tomorrow’s test can only be found in one library: the one across campus. Ten minutes till it closes and I still have to look for the book. I’ll be there in five, I hope ... The librarian looks at me with that familiar look of hers; she knows me and knows that I am not the most organised person in the world, unlike her. “Normally, I would have the book ready for you Jenny, but not this time. This time you can look for it yourself,” she says. “Sorry, I’m so late, but I almost forgot about this test, and …” I’...
Alex St. Claire
Dear Alex, It’s me again! Just wanted to update you on the menu for tonight and how to prepare it: Step 1) Retrieve a stainless-steel toenail spoon. Step 2) Use the spoon to remove the hurl-inducing toe jam clinging to all my toes. Step 3) Pair my toenail jam with your favorite imported pâté and Persian shallots dipping sauce. Bon Appétit YOU WRETCHED WENCH!!! For the last 376 nights, I have had the pleasure of being Alex’s Foodie Consultant, giving her a fresh new recipe, right before my bedtime. All of them, of course, included some gruesome gooey discharge, debris, and excretion from my bod...
Mr Jangles
Grown-ups seem to frown a lot, don't they reader? But contrary to popular belief, this isn't because they are angry or frustrated. It's because deep down, they're confused and keenly aware that they have lost something very precious. Something that they used to cherish, that means more to them than their own name.That something they have lost, is childhood innocence. You see, everyone is born with a brightly coloured marble in their heart, which contains all of their childhood innocence, joy and laughter. It gleams brightly as they grow up, its light seeping through the eyes and smiles of most...