It's a Llama_Peanut Butter and Jelly_Corrupt Sun_INVERTED TALE
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It's a Llama
William has been everywhere and everyone (Billy, Will, Liam, Toots (after an unfortunate bean incident)) and done everything except be happy. Genuinely, long term happy. But that's what happens when you wish immortality without thinking to ask the genie for a friend to keep you company when the world ends. There's a few others in his predicament, he thinks, keeping things afloat with him, and he could go seek them out and repopulate the earth, but in the few hundred years he's walked the earth (and those few months he rolled, because he was taking a crack at wheelchair basketball to impress a ...
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Peanut Butter and JellyThe librarian’s voice screeched like an angry blue jay.“And WHAT do you young men think you’re doing?”Not quick enough to flip the page, the taller of the two adolescent blond-haired boys slid his hand over the picture of the naked breasts. Too late. The shorter, well-nourished boy immediately put his hands in his lap, to hide the protrusion arising from between his legs. The scowling woman looked at their hands, not their faces. She slowly raised her eyes to meet theirs. She was definitely not smiling.Ha! Caught in the act. I exhaled a sigh of relief as the focus of her...
Corrupt Sun
Temperawww.onedoor.cctures were rising, Arizona weather was normal in every state around this time. Sweat would drip down foreheads just for going outside. Winter and snow were becoming a myth for adolescents. Heat waves were a common occurrence, if snow came it would melt before touching the ground. Religions started popping up around the world, worshiping the sun. They prayed the sun would stop its rising heat, every day they stared blankly at the sun. You’d think humans would go blind, but with a purpose beyond their eyes, they could stare for hours. People started buying land and reserving it for follow...
INVERTED TALE
THE PRESENT: The obstetrician lifted the little one and clipped the umbilical cord after gently smacking its back. She said to the mother “You wanted a girl. Here is your Lily.” Within herself the doctor said “A spitting image of the ugly mother.” Lenny looked at Lily and was deeply doubly disappointed: She had wanted a handsome boy though she had mentioned her preference for a girl to hospital staff she had befriended. And the child was ugly. The child was put to nurse. A couple of hours later her husband came and after seeing Lily said “My luck is turning with the arrival of Lily. I’ve just...