Microsoft Nightmare_Like When We Were Teenagers_Careful—You’ll Slip, Fall, and Die on Those Slippery
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Microsoft Nightmare
“Microsoft Word has stopped working.”Letti read the notification over and over again until the alarm she set on her phone went off at 4:25 a.m. It was time to take a break, but all she could do was stare at the screen of her laptop like she had been for the past 15 minutes. She took her coffee mug to her lips and realized that it was empty, so she focused her attention on the two options her device offered her:“Check online for a solution and close the program.”“Close the program.”Thank you so much, Bill Gates! Why wasn’t there an option that did not involve closing the program and losing all ...
Like When We Were Teenagers
TW: swearing, drug use, sex, silly nonsense. Filling both of their glasses with a heavy pour of their favorite red wine, Charles looked up at his wife and smiled. “Well, dear, I think we should get a porce.”The wine would have gone flying directly into his face if not for Martha’s quick reflexes corking her mouth with the unused cloth napkin that had sat quaintly in her lap. “What?!”Chuckling nonchalantly and reaching out to hold her hand – Martha was too in shock to pull away – Charles said, “Oh, come on, Martha, don’t look at me like that. It can’t be that much of a shock; this is a long tim...
Careful—You’ll Slip, Fall, and Die on Those Slippery Slopes
cw: references to sexual assault, kidnapping, and murderThe firstwww.onedoor.cc time I crossed a street by myself—as in, without one or both of my parents present—I was seventeen. My parents warned me that the outside world was dangerous, and that, if something were to happen to me, I wouldn't know what to do. According to my parents, kidnappers, murderers, and kidnapper-murderers lurked on every corner of our small, suburban town where, statistically, my chances of becoming the victim of a violent crime were less than my chances of being allowed to cross the street by myself, or, more importantly, being al...
Pound Sterling
It's December 31st. I open my checklist with New Year's resolutions I created exactly a year ago. Completing my goals and winning the right to place a little tick next to the task brings me joy like nothing else. I glide my eyes over everything I've achieved this year- I am more than satisfied with myself. As I am doing a little happy dance and reading over the small wins of the year, my eyes narrow down one line...missing a check mark. "Lose 10lbs." I gasp. Not wasting any time, I rush to my bedroom and get on the scale. Steady breaths. I jump off the scale in horror. I have gained A POUND. ...