The Grumpy King_Rubbing out Secrets_Falling in Love with a Haunted House_The Window
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The Grumpy King
The Grumpy KingToday was King George birthday and everyone www.onedoor.ccwanted to give him something special. They knew King George was having trouble sleeping. So many people thought of good ways to help him sleep.The ballroom was site, balloons and ribbons everywhere and the cake. The cake was King George's favorite. He love chocolate with yellow frosting and blue stars. As he entered...."Happy Birthday, King George!" Everyone cheered and whistled, but King George didn't care. He was so tired and no matter how hard he tried to sleep at night. He just couldn't.King George went to his seat at the front of...
Rubbing out Secrets
In the eighteenth century, a genie gave a certain Sultan a magic ring which, when rubbed, would force a woman’s private parts to speak, and confess all their indiscretions. In the end, the Sultan’s misuse of the ring led the genie to take it back. Two hundred years later, in Mumbai – just the other day, in fact – the same genie gave the ring to a good woman named Paula, and told her that it worked just as well on men.Here’s how all the twisted fun unfolded.Paula elbowed her way out of the crowded train. Short and skinny, the thirty-six-year-old marketing professional pulled out her phone and s...
Falling in Love with a Haunted House
Not all hauntings happen in Victorian-style houses with stained-glass windows and wrap-around porches. They aren’t limited to old, porcelain dolls, or leather-bound books with ancient languages scribbled inside. People can be haunted, too - hearts can have poltergeists. I’m not talking about the kind of haunting that can be cleansed by a priest with holy water or burnt sticks of sage. The ghosts dwelling inside ordinary people don’t have names or unfinished business. They’re strangers, and they metastasize like cancer - deadly and rooted and invisible. Haunted people have joints that creak l...
The Window
Ernie Martin was a bachelor ; he had a routine that had been the same for decades : he watched the BBC on the educational tv channel while he drank beer and cooked supper.He set his clock,feed the dogs and the cats,drank more beer , then he fell asleep.The radio station was tuned to a local broadcast which was about paranormal topics : Bigfoot ; UFOS ; ESP and Psychic abilities ; Time Travel ; Wierd Science and Conspiracy Theories.Tonight the show was on Missing Time." Okay, caller , you actually don't remember driving from Ohio to Michigan " ?" No, I got on the interstate , was headed home a...