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Life in the Captions
Hello there Instagram!!!Just stopped by to tell you that--My little girl is officially graduating from high school today!Now you know Jed and I *refuse* to spoil our children #GoodParenting but since Kysa has gotten into *every college she applied to* we thought we’d reward her with a #BrandNewCarAs you can see, we chose her favorite color--Burgundy. The dealership didn’t have any cars in that color so we had a little custom number done up. She was so excited to take a photo with her new car that she nearly forgot to put on the brand new outfit I got her the last time I was in Paris for work. ...
June Bug
Bullhead City, Arizona 1888Connor Green stares into his empty whiskey glass.Husky, scruffy, with dirt under his fingernails, Connor is calm and good-natured, traits being put to the test by Cass Armbrister.“She’s my wife,” Cass says.Reedy, with skintight, angular features and a pencil-thin mustache, card sharp Cass Armbrister is animated, impatient, easy to rile, and always right.“I have a marriage license. What do you have?”“Six years of bliss,” Connor replies.“Bosh. The law’s on my side.”“Eliza loves me. You just love her money.”“You calling me a hustler?”“That’d be insultin’ to hustlers.”Hi...
Turn Right
The Tax notice came in the morning mail marked "Urgent." The text was even more ominous."Your tax liability has been recalculated based on recent unexpected municipal costs. You owe $2,345、34 in tax due three days after receiving this notice. Failure to pay this obligation will lead to condemnation and seizure of your property." The letter, signed by the Deputy Assistant Tax Commissioner Talbot Arnold, even suggested that if I didn't pay now, they would also look back at my records for the last ten years. According to the letter, any questions or complaints should be directed to the Property T...
Life, After Life
Bobby Boyd bit the big one. And he is the subject of our following tale. It is important to know a little bit about Bobby before we go any further. Bobby as a child was not like the other children; he had wild ideas and an even wilder sense of adventure. He also never got along well with the other children in his school, he was different and hurt him because he knew he was different too. Bobby became a young man who lied, cheated and stole and he did so as naturally as we all breathe. So you can imagine that the day he died would be one of excitement. You’d be wrong, Bobby died choking ...