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Nature’s Retribution
“Are you excited for the Call?” Jessica rested her chin in her hands, looking up at me from her seat in the fluffy armchair.I turned to my reflection and adjusted my olive green bow tie. “I guess.”“You guess? This is supposed to be the most exciting time of the year!” I glanced at her in the mirror. Even from where I stood, I could see the excitement in her eyes. If only I could feel the same.I sighed. “Oh, I don’t know. Something about the idea of being chosen to be the Servant of the Earth Mother and living in the woods away from everything I’ve ever known to do her bidding for all eternity ...
Bwww.onedoor.cclack, White, and Gray
A long time ago, before humans had come to Earth and before they poisoned the planet, there were elves. As legend goes, Sun and Moon fell in love, and soon they had two elven children. One of the children was named Light, and she fit her name perfectly. Her white skin glowed, and her golden-white hair resembled the daylight. Her eyes were a pale blue, so pale they appeared almost white at first glance. The second child, named Dark, also fit her name. Her brown skin was almost black, with dark blue eyes like the sky at midnight. Her hair was black, fading to dark blue, which shimmered like the...
Big Sisters
“Oh, stop being such a drama queen! Just take the money and let’s go!” Kayleighe spread her wings as far as she could in the cramped tunnel, bruising the joints a bit as they hit the rough concrete sides. Her big sister had witnessed something that would change the Saiges Dragons’ plans for the Royal Bureau of Border Control job fair they were holding this weekend, but the Ogre standing in front of her waving a fistful of Earthian Cash really wanted her to just move on and say nothing. “But Earthian Cash is not as valuable as Fairy Silver! And besides, the story I could tell would probably ge...
Copiously Profuse Trash Talk
Fellow citizens, I come before you at this time to bring to light a problem that we all face. In your mind's eye, I want you to envision being at home and relaxing in your favorite chair. You can hear the screeching of tires as a large, burdened truck halts to retrieve yet another of its intended loads. From the comfort of your living room, you can hear the thudding made upon impact of the weighted canister as it is mechanically put back in its original resting place after expelling the contents it had harbored internally for the past seven calendar days. The relief felt by this object can on...