Mission: S.H.A_The 10th Circle of Hell_Pizza Guy and Pizza Boy_October Surprise
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Mission: S.H.A
Guys are you ready to go? Calm down Violet, calm down, I’ve been preparing for this moment for a long time now, and the time has come, you can do this, you got this. Guys, we have to go in an hour, everybody got it? Violet, laying in her bed, calls for her mother: Mom, mother, can you come here for a moment, please? As Violet’s mother enters her room, Violet starts crying, and says: I really wanted to go mother, but I think I can’t go! Why, you ask? She says without giving a chance for her mother to ask why. She continues to speak: I’m sorry, I’m not feeling well mother, I have disappoint...
The 10th Circle of Hell
“Virgil?” “Yes, Dante.” “Um, what’s going on here? I was told there were only nine circles of hell.” “There were only nine circles of hell in the 20th century. But for the 21st century? We needed to expand.” “You needed to . . . expand. Hell.”“Yes. We’ve added a whole new circle. Well, truthfully, it’s more oblong than circular. It’s been that sort of millennium.” “Virgil. In all seriousness, I’m not sure I can walk through another realm of the damned. It’s hella depressing.” “Well, you don’t have much of a choice do you? You read the sign before you got here: Abandon all hope, ye who enter ...
Pizza Guy and Pizza Boy
I'm going to hot dog when I damn well please. This is what the lunatic businessman thought as he drifted away from his party, wooshing through the fresh white powder, into a thicket of trees representing something he'll always deny to be aware of: the unknown. An oilman, a marketeer, a real sunuvabitch, Kris Drimsuke knew it at all, or so he thought. After making Exxon Mobil millions upon millions of dollars with his pencwww.onedoor.cchant for taking advantage of the natural gas market, he was due for a vacation; the last one he went on was to Dallas, a literal skip and a hop away from his home base in Hou...
October Surprise
October Surpriseby Paul Brassard“Fear of death is ridiculous, because as long as you are not dead you are alive, and when you are dead there is nothing more to worry about!”– Paramahansa YoganandaMy eyes popped open at the familiar double-chime of the front doorbell. Must be more trick-or-treaters was the first thought I could muster with my sleep-clouded brain. Well, duh, it’s Halloween was the second. I shot up from my recliner. No inching forward. No propping myself up on the arms to get into a standing position. I figured I must have had one hell of a sleep. I felt better than I had in mon...