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Bridal Shower From Hell.Toilet Paper & Candy Hearts
Valentine’s Day. Mabel would have liked to meet the miserable oaf who cawww.onedoor.ccme up with it. And who was in charge of those candy hearts, huh? Who thought to themselves, “Hey, you know what we should do? We should make candy that tastes like chalk…and sell it to people who are too love-sick to notice!” The truck behind her honked. How long had the light been green? Mabel accelerated through the rain - the fat droplets pounding on her windshield getting louder by the second. The same truck was still riding her tail at five over the speed limit, so she eased her foot onto the brakes. That was the kin...
Baseballs, Citrus Suckies, Stanley & Me
At the age of seven, I batted .292 for my hometown Pee-Wee baseball team. I had a three year .327 Little League average, a four year .384 Babe Ruth stat. Fifty-eight homeruns, ninety-two triples, one hundred sixty-three doubles. A seven year .352 ERA. Seven years - no errors, no cup. All of little matter.What mattered?For eight years, I was first baseman!Spring of '65, my junior year of High School, I had one wish, one dream, one desire; skip JV baseball try-outs entirely, and try-out, to play, to be, first baseman on the Varsity baseball team.I have my first baseman's glove. I have my first p...
Nursery Rhymes
No one is too happy about working at that time of night, but at least the job pays well. And the other thing – the thing that I do not share with any of the other ones here – is that I get to work alone. No one to bother with about birthdays, how their kids are doing in school, what did you think of that show last night (the one that I did not watch and never would). No, I liked it up there at night. At least I did for a while. Let’s see if I can paint you a picture. We are a tech company. We handle assets and sensitive data for many Fortune 500 holdings and the like and we have a good rep amo...