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Words fell on Deaf Ears
“It wasn’t me; I swear! They took him - I was bound up and couldn’t help him.” “Little green men you say?” scoffed the sheriff. “Grey men with black eyes!” “Young lady, I have heard some stories in my time but yours takes the cake. You are asking us to believe that you and your brother saw a flying saucer in the field and “beings” came out from it, bound you up, and took your brother. Is that right?” “Yes! Honestly!” Sheriff Wilson did not believe her. Her protests fell on deaf ears. “Take her away!” Young Susan was led away to a jail cell to await her trial. Sheriff Wilson eyed the $50 bill...
Worth It
@CNN: BREAKING: President Greene signs maximum wage bill into law to take effect next year in 2025@allbetsareoff97: maximum wage passed!!!! does this mean I get to make $600 an hour in 2025????@DaringDave: Did we learn nothing from the past? Enacting a maximum wage without redistributing current wealth just won’t work! Minimum wage workers need reparations!@SadSackLeslie: we could have just let unions have prower again or become a socialist country, instead we have to try this wacky maximum wage shit@Austin54378057: welp america is doomed guess im finally moving to canada@GoforBroke00: all bil...
Glow Worm
“Alright, so what’s the catch?”“No catch. No rules.”“Bullshit.”“It’s true.”“Tell me the price again?”“A dime. Just like in the old days.”“Bullshit.” Kai examined the tiny pill. Held in a small zip-lock bag, it was triangular and golden, with white lines spiderwebbing out from the center like an exploding star.“Where’d you get these again?”“Leo. He owed me from that time back in Brooklyn. Relax, it’s all-natural.”“Leo?!” Kai looked nervous now, knowing the other kinds of stuff Leo used to sling in the old days. Stuff other than weed and shrooms.“How is something like this natural? It looks lik...
Beans
You’ve never been great at meeting women. You’re no better at it now. You shouldn’t have come. You’re tired of being pushed into doing things you hate doing. Still, you try. Mostly, for them—your friends who care about you. Mostly, you just don’t want to end up like one of those guys who games all day and wears plaid and stops combing his beard. Get out more. Be friendly. Be yourselwww.onedoor.ccf. You’ve gotten so much advice at this point you don’t know which one to hold onto, what to do first and when. You sip your beer. It’s confusing. You never needed to try with Jenny. It was natural, easy. No scri...