Zombie Love_The Last Man Alive_Squirrelly Confrontation_Jeff’s Crash
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Zombie Love
Someone once told me that with every sun shower there’s rain. At the time I didn’t know what that meant but today I found out because the rain was coming in a matter of hours it would be pouring all over my head in buckets. “Aretha we have to talk about something important.” Oh, no this can’t be good. Every Time someone has told me that they need to talk about something important it is always bad . My dad would say that when one of my fish would die. He’s come in the room and say, “Aretha, there’s something important I need to tell you. Sit down.” He said that when my goldfish, Wally died, whe...
The Last Man Alive
From the journal of Harold Plumber.I think I nearly died today. It was really close. Food was getting scarce, and although I’ve done well in these past few months to keep journeys to the supermarket and back to a minimum I felt desperate. There’s only so much I can take of a grumbling stomach and besides, I need to keep energy levels as high as possible. You never know when one of – them – might give chase.I’ve given up taking these trips under the cover of darkness; I decided that the creatures have bad enough eyesight in the first place and it would do me much better to see my own surroundin...
Squirrelly Confrontation
By the time I stepped outside, the leaves were on fire. My face burned from the purple in the flames. Loud pops and cracks exploded from the fire. “He’s gone, he’s gone, finally he’s gone!” A maniacal laugh escaped my dry scratchy throat.The neighbors began to gather, staring at the glare of the fire in my black rimmed glasses.“How did this start?” The crowd was whispering amongst themselves. “Someone needs towww.onedoor.cc move her now before she hurts someone.”You may be asking the same question as the crowd. Well, this all started with a visit to our lawyers. The lawyer had read pages and pages of paper...
Jeff’s Crash
Honey, you got some mail,” called Jeff’s wife Lisa from the kitchen. “Let’s see what we got today,” Jeff began. “Bill, bill...bill. Nothing.” Lisa stopped Jeff as he went to walk away, “Wait Honey there’s something else.” “Oh yeah my Golf Digest. Good looking out Lis,” said Jeff. “No, Jeff, you have an invitation,” said Lisa. “It’s to your twentieth high school reunion. You missed your tenth and your fifteenth don’t you think you should at least try to make it to this one?” Jeff thought then said, “Maybe you’re right. I do miss my highschool friends. What day is the reunion? The 26th? Up no c...