Boff_That Kid_Whatever You Do Don't Write it Down_Welcome to Hell
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Boff
Dawn.Greedy shadow slinks over checkout lane number thirteen, consuming the conveyor belt, the register, and the oblivious, brace-faced girl behind the counter. The Wauwatosa Kroger has hardly been open for ten minutes, and its self-checkout stations do most of the work; no cloying couponer has arrived to peel the cashier’s attention away from her phone. The essence of a smile touches her chapped lips as she types a message to her boyfriend: getting paid to read twitter lol. Then there’s a crash. Chunks of glass hail down, tumbling across the counter and onto the floor below, breaking into hun...
That Kid
Thomas scraped his foot against the ground in an effort to push the swing. He only rose a few inches from the ground before stopping. He sighed. "Mommy! Can you push me?"Thomas' mother looked up from where she was talking with other moms and waved a hand. "Thomas, I am talking right now."Thomas rolled his eyes and hopped off the swing. He was unaware, however; that his shoe was unlaced. His left foot tripped on the lace and he fell to the ground, scraping his hands and knees on the wood chips below. "Ouch, Mommy. I felled.""Thomas, I already said I was talking. Go play and let Mommy be." Walk...
Whatever You Do Don't Write it Down
CW{Strong Language, Sarcasm}Dear Kevin,It's me Kevin, your actual future self. I remember the summer you are in well. Your air conditioning was not working because the electric company turned you off due to not paying. You were admitted to the hospital due to a bizarre host of episodes that culminated in a weekend in jail and a trip in front of a judge. It doesn't seem like it now, but everything is going to be alright. Being diagnosed with schizophrenia is not a death sentence. Which brings me to the issue at hand. During counseling the nice lady with the bright red lipstick suggested you get...
Welcome to Hell
“Welcome to Hell, Myra Goldstein. Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order it was received. Did you know that you can now conveniently check the statwww.onedoor.ccus of your complaint online at www.your.call.doesn’t.matter.com?"“But that website is down!” My voice echoed off the surround sound system in the cavern walls as the recording played yet again. I pushed several buttons on the ancient rotary phone on the desk in front of me and swiveled in my chair. “How do I turn the volume down?”A strong breeze moved through the dark cave as a tall lithe blonde woman floated through the...