The Tuck Rule._Fake It 'Til You Make It_Whippoorwill Song_Horrors of the Wal Mart Zombie Clearan
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The Tuck Rule.
The tuck rule in football is what gave Tom Brady a Super Bowl, but in drag, it's the only place your shla-ma-lama-ding-dong can go.Not a plot twist, but more so a shaft turn and tuck-under.Not a horseradish but your baby apple.Your banana-nut stuffing.A chef's secret stirring stick.An early sunrise surprise.A pope's only friend. --Your dick--, I'm talking about your dick.We all get a dick when we're aggressive, call it the dirty T or testosterone crazies, not Tuscon Arizona, that's another dirty T.But I apologize we're getting "a head" all over ourselves… There are just too many innuendos to s...
Fake It 'Til You Make It
'Say, "Bachelorette!"' I shouted. 'Bachelorette!' beamed my client and her friends. SNAP! My cheap blue camera flashed, capturing the moment. 'This is the happiest day of my life,' gushed Elizabeth. 'Well, after Christmas and my birthday, of course.' 'Where's the honeymoon?' I asked, taking a swig of apple juice. Beth giggled drunkenly. It seemed the sugar was getting to her. 'Oh, Chuck E. Cheese. Mummy's taking me and Harold on the weekend - she booked the kid's special and everything.' She giggled again. 'She thinks it's a "playdate", and this bachelorette party is a "sleepover". Adults, am ...
Whippoorwill Song
I'm kind of a suburb kind of girl so when my sister invited me to spend a week with her at her NC house in the woods in the country, I was hesitant. Don't get me wrong, I love my sister and I love going to parks but I'm not used to woods all around me. But I decided to go and brave it out.Her house and surrounding area is beautiful, trees on every feet of land, and tall. It seemed as if some were fifty feet tall or more. I've never personally measured a tree, so don't use me as an accurate indicator. Standing on her deck I could see birds and squirrels, which we have at my house so I'm not imp...
Horrors of the Wal Mart Zombie Clearance Aisle
For years I had the suspicion that Wal-Mart shoppers were not human. On the horrible day I discovered the truth, it was because I needed Tide desperately. Tide is only sold at Wal-Mart in Southeastern Alabama. I was willing to bear the unbearable. Little did I know where this one small change would lead me. For the record, I am loyal to Costco.Stepping over discarded cans and trash and climbing over a dirty faux-howww.onedoor.ccmeless man wearing brand new Nikes, smelling the odor of diapers and diabetes yards from the door, I crossed the threshold. A little girl selling Girl Scout cookies at a table outsi...