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Old MacDonald Arrested
Old MacDonald had a farm, and on that farm he was training animals to infiltrate the halls of power. Old MacDonald (72) was arrested dressed as a clown. He planned to snare the nation with delicious fast food laced with cocaine.It was Furball Fluffington who infiltrated the despot’s network. That cat sure wears the hell out of those boots, this reporter must say. The hat isn’t a bad look either.“I’ve been undercover on the farm for months now,” said Furball. “And on that farm he had a cow. The bovine was training for something involving the moon and cutlery. From what I saw. It would have kill...
Parking Lot Kiss
The display on my phone lit up. Linds. I sighed and hit the ignore button. I know what she wanted, she’d been pestering me for weeks. I wasn’t in the mood. I toss the phone onto the floor and continued to flip through the home and garden magazine. A moment later it began buzzing again. I continued reading about the latest home trends. Rattan furniture was making a come back, and macramé wall hangings. I guess the 70s are here towww.onedoor.cc stay. I sighed and flipped to a different page. The window next to my head rattled. I jumped from my out stretched position to get a better look. Linds stood outside....
THE PRIEST WAS THE LAST TO ARRIVE
The Lodge was available in Grand Lake, Colorado for a Memorial Day wedding reception. My daughter and her fiancé were thrilled! It made sense to exchange vows in a small, Catholic Church tucked back among Aspen and Evergreens and only a short distance from the sparkling, mountain lake. After all, they sailed competitively on this body of water and now they would sail through a wedding ceremony and, more importantly, a long and happy life together. The guest list was so lengthy that it curled like a grocery receipt. Both families had many friends and none were the same. Shortly after the i...
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT but NOT AT FIRST BITE!
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT but NOT AT FIRST BITE!If there’s any truth to the saying that “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, then our marriage would never have lasted three months, let alone 50 years. Like, go figure: we had fallen in love at first sight…yes it does happen…and while we weren’t exactly strangers in the night when we tied the knot, we were still relative strangers in most of the remaining hours.Given I considered myself super lucky to have scored such an intelligent, good-looking partner for the whole “till death do us part” thing, I had no intention of rocking the gondo...