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Dancing Seas, Quaking Earth, Rocking Beds
“Grow up in Fisher’s Gasp and you learnwww.onedoor.cc how to handle yourself in a boat. There’s a big difference between fishing from a rowing boat and spending weeks at a time without seeing land. How long will it be before we dock at the other side of this gods forsaken ocean?” Danielle Longbow asked the red acolyte, clutching her stomach. She had barely kept a meal down in a month.The red acolyte, Barra, shrugged. “It takes as long as it takes, Cranner. It depends on the waves, the wind, and the creatures of the deep. We’re crossing the greatest ocean in the world. You call it the Eastern Sea, to sailors...
The Eye-Opening Adventures of Sexpat Sam
I held up the picture of Sam and his girlfriend and I. I was fresh back in the States at my parents’ place and just days before starting a new job. It should’ve been of those nightlife vacation photos that make you happy. My eyes lingered on it for a minute more before I tossed it into the trash. Nope. Don’t want to remember those adventures with “Sexpat Sam.”But I couldn’t forget that last night together. We were at our usual hangout, at a pe beach bar in Cartagena, Colombia. Surrounded almost entirely by vacationing gringos past their prime yet trying to look ten to twenty years younger. M...
Lizzie's bottomless brain
“I’ve got a plan,” My friend Lizzie said. “That’s never a good sign,” I replied. She rolled her eyes. We were five minutes away from the second bell. Yesterday morning, Lizzie came up to me frantically screaming about how she had to break into the Library of Congress. Believe it or not, this isn’t the craziest thing that Lizzie has ever done or wanted to do. I kept asking her why, and she kept saying she couldn’t tell me. She never does. I just always go with it. “First, we have to go at night, because that’s when no one will be there.” I looked down at my notebook and resumed my doodling, but...
Elevator Game
Doctor Vicious dangles an entire bus full of children with his robotic arm. He cackles and drops the entire bus of screaming children off an eighty-foot skyscraper. All hope seemed to be lost. Then something incredible happened. The bus was caught by a teenage boy wearing blue armor and a cape. It was the Hero. The Hero lowered the bus onto the ground, while Marcy, a popular and nice girl from his school, gushed over the Hero’s kindness. The Hero flies back to Doctor Vicious, looking him dead in the eyes.“You’re rein of terror is over, Doctor Vicious!” the Hero announced.Doctor Vicious roars...