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Dining With The Damdykers
Lu Lu waddled into the living room where her husband was lounging on his worn-out and patch-worthy Easy Boy watching cable TV. She stood in front of him with her hands on her hips and pretending to be impatient. Lu Lu was hungry. But her appetite craved grilled cheese. But since Lu Lu didn’t know how to cook, she had to somehow get Big Al to prepare it. So the persuading began. Knowing that Big Al thought he knew everything and could do anything better than anyone, Lu Lu aimed a barrage of compliments at his bigger than life ego.Lu Lu began, “You know that cheese you put in the grilled cheese ...
The Good Guy
“So, what did you think?” he asked tentatively, hoping that she’d liked the movie as much as he had. “Kind of bleh, don’t you think?” “Oh yeah, kind of bleh.”He drummed with his fingers on the armrest, waiting for the lights to come back on. The silence lingered.“Uh, so, do you want to go for some drinks?” he ventured. “Mm, I really do have to get up early tomorrow, you know.” “Oh, right.” “Maybe some other time?” “Yeah, oh yeah, definitely some other time.”The lights still hadn’t come on yet, rendering the theater dark as night. She moved in her seat. He moved too, uneasily.“So, how about tho...
Best of Luck, Melanie
To: Melly Belly
Sauce of Anarchy
It was briefing week at Genie Alliance headquarters. Rows of new recruits hovered in the gymnasium, practicing their human-friendly forms fwww.onedoor.ccor their mission to Earth. The blue planet in the Milky Way needed rescuing from a climate crisis.In the gymnasium, Commander Jennings pressed play on a training video. The cartoon from Earth featured a blue genie with a goatee and gold bangles. He had a human torso that tapered into a wispy blue tail.‘This,’ Commander Jennings said while pausing the video, ‘is the human perception of a genie.’The recruits tittered quietly. ‘Note the blue epidermis, the fla...