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Customer Satisfaction
“Thank you for calling Vigor and Vitality Supplements. Please be aware that this call may be monitored or recorded for quality assurance. My name is Mallory. How may I assist you today?”“Well Mallory, I need to speak with someone about these good-for-nothing vitamins of yours.”“What seems to be the issue with the vitamins, ma’am?”“I’ll tell you the issue, Mallory. They ain’t worth the cotton ball that came inside ‘em.”“I am sorry to hear—”“Yeah, you sound real sorry.”“—that one of our products wwww.onedoor.ccas not what you expected. May I have the name of the supplement, as well as the date and location it...
Bodger
CW: Mild foul language‘Where I come from,’ says Heinrich, ‘we don’t bodge jobs.’ Your boss has called you into his office to reprimand you for shoddy workmanship. Again.‘You need to go back and fix the roof,’ he says. ‘And the accident—we’ll get to that in a minute.’ Having your most recent work christened a bodge is a compliment, really. Neglecting to install a waterproof membrane on a new roof is beyond amateurish. If the job had landed in botch territory—the land of outright failure—you may have thrown a hissy fit and kicked over Heinrich’s cardboard cutout of Princess Leia.Think about it, ...
By Any Other Name
“So why did you ask me to come to Sawaki,” Rose asked, knowing he had tried to discourage her from coming. But she also knew he was too much of a coward to admit it out loud. “You were warned when you married me, Rose, that this is a man’s world,” he said, making a sweeping gesture that took in their luxurious hut and steaming windows, choked with vines and the impenetrable dark jungle beyond. James Lobb moved his considerable nose back to his work and the pile of charts and ledgers. He was twenty-three years her senior and finally understood that marrying a much younger woman only made him fe...