I-s-A-C_Divorcing the Dead_Stegatha and Al_The Right Time
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I-s-A-C
My note read: “To whom it may concern, my name Is Ben Holcomb. By the time you read this, I will either be dead or found. I am missing from Colorado Springs, Colorado. Please call the police and my wife, Shelby Holcomb, at 933-4188、 I am hurt and afraid and being held against my will in a cabin above Saints John-Please send help!”I hoped whoever found it will be able to read it as my handwriting was shaky and weak, empwww.onedoor.cchasizing my un-sharpened pencil, and torn paper. I had kept the note in my underwear for days before putting it in a beer bottle I had found down by the creek. I rolled up the ca...
Divorcing the Dead
The thing is, even though Rev’s the one who’s always been nice to me, I married his stupid brother instead. Why? Well, you can’t exactly marry the brother of the guy who knocked you up, right? At least that’s what Mammaw said. She said, “Darlin, you’re gonna marry the sunnuva dog who knocked you up. So who was it?” I said it was Tak Bullock (cause it was) and that settled that.On the day of our porce (which Tak had not contested cept that he filed for full custody of Austin and Bella, which wasn’t happening over my dead body, even Rev said) I was dressed in my best and only dress. Tak had boug...
Stegatha and Al
“And it’s showtime!”Stegatha, the stellar Stegosaurus stomped onto the stage. She was nervous to sing on a stage for the first time but was also confident in her musical ability.When she looked out at all the dinosaurs in the audience, down from the stage, she froze.“I don’t know if I can do this!” She thought and began to shake from nerves.Al the aggressive Allosaurus, growled, watching this unfold from the wings of the stage. He didn’t know how long he could watch Stegatha flounder out there. She looked positively petrified. “Should I just grab her and refund all the dinos from Prehistoric T...
The Right Time
Why was the clock in her car always off? Daylight Savings or Fall Back, she could never remember to change it on time. So, is it 10:00 or 11:00 a.m. now? "Oh, well,", she thought, "I'll be a half hour early or late.". Even as she said it, her Tia's displeased look, which she was sure to get, again, crossed her mind, and she half smiled. Being late, or early, was one of Tia Tona's pet peeves, and the source of many a lecture on responsibility and timeliness over the years. So, it's a Saturday, and very early for most working people, like her, who like to sleep in. Why a Tupperware Party, ...