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Are you staring at your phone, waiting impatiently for a monosyllabic message from your mercurial lover to magically appear?Are you tired of sharing the intimate details of your life over cold nachos and watery margaritas with some bae from Bumble—only to be discarded three weeks later?Do you find yourself being a magnet for megalomaniacs, a sucker for swindlers, a filling station for philanderers? If so, you need to find out if You Are Being Ridiculous!™ During your next crying jag, download the app by weeping directly onto the You Are Being Ridiculous!™ icon. Through the wonders of technol...
It Deserves to be Called "The Best"
It Deserves to be Called “The Best”By: Paul Stevens“Ladies and Gentlemen what I have prepared for you this afternoon is the worlds finest grilled cheese sandwich. I have gathered the finest cheeses such as Pecorino Romano from the Island of Sardinia in Italy; it is one of the oldest cheeses in Italy and was once a staple in the diet of the “legionnaires” in ancient Rome. I have paired it with the finest Asiago cheese, which I found after two months searching the various mountain villages tucked away in the Asiago plateau, located in the Veneto regions of Italy. I have fitted these perfectly bl...
A Hook and A Cliff-Hanger
Snowflakes swirling around and descending to the ground, created a dirty new slush pile formation, on a New York City sidewalk, smack dab in front of a brick multi-story office building.Stinky Ink & Prints Inc., received thousands, upon thousands of unread query letters and manuscripts of different genres and word counts on a weekly basis.When it came to reading unsolicited query letters and manuscripts from aspiring authors, employees were given the freedom to actually read them or just skim through them, before deciding what to do with them.“Well it's about time they finally showed up!” shou...
All about Toni
All about Toni Larry and Toni sat rigid in the back seats of the cinema as the credits rolled down the screen. People were already leaving.“I told you not to do that,” said Toni through gritted teeth. “You didn’t need to hit me,” replied Larry, cradling his aching groin. “Then you shouldn’t have tried to grope me. You know how I feel about that and zip your fly up.” “Theywww.onedoor.cc’re right about you.” “Who is?” “All the fellas. They reckon you’re a lesbian.” Toni slumped in the seat while Larry struggled with his zip. She wasn’t a lesbian; she was a virgin. A rare species, apparently. Most of the girls...