First Impressions_The End Of The Vegan Sheep_Tintin & Chicken City_Loud Love
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First Impressions
“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” “What the—?” Breyer shot up from the chair at his desk, intending to retreat and get a better view of the situation but instead falling backwards, hitting one of the chair legs with his knee. He scrambled up again and plastered himself against the wall. “What are you doing—who—” “Zip it,” the person who had, it seemed, just magically appeared in his room, hissed. “I need to—oh, shit. Shit shit shit. Okay. Um—” The person dropped a smoking, round metal object with gears and levers onto the floor. They started backing away. “I think that’s going to blow ...
The End Of The Vegan Sheep
"We are not evil. We want to remove a mistake we made," the media spokesman of Not-Evil-Biochemicals Inc. told the audience of journalists. "Who even had this weird idea? I heard about many things, but nobody tried to create a vegan sheep that is alive and out of potato salad!" One expert of the pastoral magazine Sheep Dies In Darkness asked him. "Well, the scientists who lead the project are German; we as well had no chance to get sauerkraut, so we were kind of in a bind, you know." "This is interesting to know, but certainly not the main point. I hope so." "Believe me, the first time I hear...
Tintin & Chicken City
“That’s the thing about this city,”“Huh?” asked Zero.“It’s just so… great,” continued Chips.“It’s the city’s 100th anniversary today! We shouldn’t be here, talking! Let’s go see Patty!”“Oh yeah!” ️️️“Hello, there!” said Patty cheerfully.“Hey, fatty Patty!” joked Chips.“Oh shut up Chips,” said Patty annoyed. “I know I might have put on a few pounds but you’re fat yourself you know!”That shut Chips up.“What are you doing Patty?” asked Zero.“I baked cookies to take to the City Circle,”“Oh, yes,” said Chips.Zero sneaked his hand to the platter of chocolate cookies. P...
Loud Love
“For the last time, keep it down! I will remove you from this library myself if I must,” Ms. Whittaker warned, her hands circling with blue magick that burned brighter than any flame. Farrah ducked her head and apologized. Miles, however, hid a smile behind his hands. Ms. Whittaker’s eyes narrowed briefly before turning on her heels and stalking away. Ms. Whittaker, a notorious librarian at Epileum Academy for the Magickal, hated everyone and everything. Despite being barely older than a graduated student, shewww.onedoor.cc saw them all as threats to destroying the sanctity of the library. Rumor had it, she...