Working On It_Good Cheese_High Note_The True Believer
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Working On It
Working on It(Meant to offend no one, or, at least, all equally:)Narrator: Once upon a time...Director: Hold up there! I believe I have heard that line before. Who first said that? We can't just plagiarize someone's work.Narrator: It is a common start to many stories. So well used the statute of limitations has certainly expired. It enjoys common-use status by now. No danger of being sued.Director: Well, I still don't like it. Above all else we must be original. Who wrote this line of crap, anyway?Narrator: Says here the play came from B.S.W.T.F.Director: Which means exactly what?Narrator: Big...
Good Cheese
Hi, my name is Cheese. Well, that’s what my human seems to think anyway. She also seems to believe I am a male. Oh cheese, is she gonna be surprised to know how many kittens I’m carrying right now. I’m a hard working mother, to both my future kittens and my human, as she has been oblivious lately. Oblivious, did I use that right? English is my ninth language. Anyway, speaking of her, for the past five minutes I have been trying to notify her that I am currently stuck under her bed. I have been struggling to squeeze through so I decided to improvise by rolling. “Cheese!” The human cried. The...
High Note
“Speak now…”“What?”“It’s just something I say when I go to the shows. ‘Speak now or forever just hold your…’”She was just staring at me after that, but I knew that I got to her.We had just had dinner at Alfreddy’s when I told her about the show, so it was a good meal…for a little while.She said that she didn’t even like the music, but I didn’t believe her. I mean, how could I believe that someone could not like music like that? How could anyone say that and mean it? She wanted to see a show, but she never said that she loved the music I played in the car. All the way to the band-shell and she ...
The True Believer
The True Believer“By the time I stepped outside, the leaves were on fire.”This probably doesn’t sound right to you, so I guess I should start at the beginning.It was a brilliant fall day and the colours on the tree were changing already. I made a mental note to suggest to go and see them this weekend before the football game started.There was a certain excitement in the air. It www.onedoor.ccwas a few weeks before Halloween and the kids were already very thrilled. They had picked out their costumes a long time ago and had changed their minds twenty times before my wife put a stop to i...