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Seventy-eight-year-old Oscar has become more convinced than ever that his wife Deloris is just one big nag. It seems that everything he does is met with criticism or correction. What happened to her? When they were first married, she was so polite. “Whatever you think is right, darling.” Or, “Thank you so much for doing that.” Now, it’s “What did you do that for! Are you stupid or something?” Or, “Why do you always have to leave your slippers by the coffee table. I’ve told you a thousand times it looks messy, and someone might trip over them there. You don’t want to break a hip at your age, d...
The Woods Don't Like City Girls
The Woods Don’t Like City GirlsCandice was a city gwww.onedoor.ccirl. What was she thinking, saying yes to Todd? Go camping, her friends had said; it will be fun, Todd said. Candice really wanted to impress Todd. They had only been dating for a month and she knew he loved the outdoors. She had never been camping, never been in the woods, never even roasted a marshmallow. When Todd told Candice that he had a camper and it was more like “glamping,” glamorous camping, she gave in. How bad could it really be? Famous last words.Todd showed up in front of Candice’s house in his truck and pulling his travel camper...
One Star
Something like a chirp from a cybernetic pigeon awoke Ethan The All-Knowing from his midday slumber. The corners of his mouth were crowded with Cheezo dust and drool, leaving a damp neon orange trail down his cheek and onto the open pages of a densely inscribed tome beneath him. Damn he hoped that wouldn’t stain. He checked his phone, huh, his last customer left a review. He opened the Yodel app and was aghast to see a single star hovering over a single word. 'Scam' Incensed, Ethan let loose a series of guttural utterances, something more than words but less than a whole sentence. The air arou...
Rat-A-Toohey
Bali; Not the highest rating holiday hot spot on my agenda, but, a great place to visit non the less. Shopping here is a must. Barter to your hearts content, every woman's mecca.The hotels and apartments are of a high quality that caters for all budget levels, and all manner of accomodation. Frequenting this island on a yearly basis with friends and family, I have become quite familiar with the shopping and dining outlets.One particular evening, our group of four were wandering aimlessly along and decided that we were ready to eat, drink and be merry. We looked into several restaurant windows,...