Humorous-Man_To Die For_So, Just Bite Him._Cowboys & Dinosaurs
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Humorous-Man
(Content Warning: Language, Violence, Blood, Murder, Crude humor.) “Where I come from, the sun is shining, and the birds are chirping, but this evil place is unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. Nonetheless, a hero must always look on the bright side of things. My mission is of the utmost importance!”The guardians of the black gates looked at each other in bewilderment. They didn’t know if the stranger before them was talking to himself or them directly. Anok merged his spear with Trella’s to form an “X,” effectively blocking the black iron gates to the Underworld. Through shaded cowls, thei...
To Die For
Jim’s life relied on cheese. * He woke up this morning like usual, trudged downstairs, made himself a cup of coffee to jet-start his brain, and leant lazily on the counter, sipping slowly. He hummed a perfect beat late to the familiar wake-up call of the Uber Eats advert and dreamily mused to himself about the shopping order that would arrive soon at his doorstep. He’d have the ingredients to chicken alfredo, and he’d tell himself he’d finally make it, until he found himself in the armchair at nine at night having fallen asleep five hours ago and use it as an excuse to order takeout once again...
So, Just Bite Him.
SO, JUST BITE HIM “ I hear he’s going to be at the party tonight.”“Yes! Go for it girl!”“Stop it! If I spend too much time thinking about him, I'll freeze when I see him and won't be able to say a word.”“So, don’t think about him.”“But then. . . when I see him, what will I say?”“Like I said, don’t think about him.”“But here’s the thing, when I see him, I need to say something witty and charming. Something to capture his attention…”“So, what will you say?”“I know! I'll say, Beat billy oatin dotin bo bo be deaten dotten. Because those are the magic words… the words that will make him fall unde...
Cowboys & Dinosaurs
“Are you using that kettle you bought?” “Yes, you can see that.” “Are you making coffee? I’ll have a cup.” “No, I’m going to steam a letter open.” “What?” “You heard.” “Who’s letter? Why would you do that?” “I’m nosey, what do you care?” “Um, because it’s an invasion of privacy?” “Maybe.” “No maybe about it, it’s an invasion of privacy. Would you do that to my letters?” “Depends.” “On what?” “Whether I recognize the writing or not.” “Most people use typed labels. And send emails these days, so you wouldn’t be able to recognize the writing.” “I wouldn’t steam open an email, it would ruin the co...