The One Star Review Which Changed the Life of Peter Zensky_The Unfortunate Adventures of Prince Cuth
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The One Star Review Which Changed the Life of Peter Zensky
“THE SHADOW OF THE MOORS *Benedict Cumberbatch stars as an elderly man, who likes to roam around wearing a grizzly bear costume -his alter ego- in this shambolic melodrama set in the Yorkshire Moors. Peter Zensky, who both wrote and directed his “years in the making debut play,” deserves an accolade for “this century’s worst theatrical production,” according to chief executive of the English Arts Council. Ideals of what make “proper” theatre are being questioned by the whole industry, as that of the decision of The Royal Court -the playwright’s theatre- to produce and stage this pitiful pile...
The Unfortunate Adventures of Prince Cuthbert Winkwilliam
Escape, escape, escape, Dylan screamed in his mind, his stomach twisting into a tight knot as the princess wailed before him. The holographic text box floating in front of his eyes informed him that getting out was not an option for him.“You cannot quit the game between save points.” His hands were shaking as he gripped the hilt of his sword with both, trying to anchor himself to the one constant in the game, his trusted weapon, now dripping with dark scarlet.Am I having a panic attack? I think I’m having a panic attack.“What have you done?!”Dylan staggered back a few steps, the girl’s scream ...
Annihilating The Bridge Transient
Annihilating The Bridge Transient Going under the bridge is the best part of my daily run. This morning as I approached the entrance, I saw a figure in the middle of the path. He was a pale-skinned hobo who appeared to have taken up residence underneath the bridge. This worthless pile of filth & disease was sitting inside of a stolen shopping cart, cradling his mucous soaked chicken legs with a set of nimble looking hands. His fingernails were long, black, & unkempt and looked like they could cause serious problems if duke got any bright ideas.I was getting closer to the entrance but all of ...
Save the Stain!
A hundred years ago, Big Timber was a busy logging town. Then a pest mowww.onedoor.ccved in, the forest died, and the people moved out. I’m one of three employees at the Big Timber Tribune and I can probably name every member of our subscriber list. Most of the stories I cover are like this one: boring. It’s either human interest or something about our local economy, which has been on life support for over a decade. Lately there had been talk of a tech company called Perseus moving in to revive us. Unlike so many other plans to bring back industry, this one was actually making progress. The abandoned eleme...