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Cinderella
“Not bad, Cindy… Actually, pretty good.” Cinderella hummed while admiring her reflection in the mirror. Preparing for the ball, she turned to see the dress from every angle. She’d filched it, piecemeal, from her stepsisters, and Eve, her stepmother. The outfit came together like something from a catalogue. She looked great. An advantage to being at everyone’s peck and scratch, free access to closets-full of rarely worn (if ever!) clothing and jewelry. ‘Eve’ was short for Evil. Her stepsisters’ names were Moonshine, and Starlight. Cinderella called them Bootleg and Starfish. She once called th...
The Filthy Trousers
“What I want to know is, WHO is going to pay the cleaning bill for my trousers? Just LOOK at them! It’s disgusting. This young idiot was too busy talking to you two fools, and not watching what he was doing.”“Listen my friend, I’ve already apologised to you. I don’t mean to be rude, but you weren’t born yesterday, and you should have been more careful – you know what can happen when you’re walking past a fence. Sometimes shit hits it. Young Simon here is a hard worker, and he doesn't need you putting him down for doing his job.”“It could have been worse – the shit could have hit the fan.”“Shut...
One Unlucky Day
One Unlucky Day “ Mom? Mom, aren’t you supposed to be leaving for work?” Jacob asked me.My oldest son, standing by my bed, looking down at me.You may wonder how I know he was standing by my bed. Well, even though my eyes were shut, I could feel it. A mom knows, right?“What is it, Jacob?” I asked him. My brain was mush and I just wanted to sleep. He better have a good reason for waking me up.“Mom, it’s 7:30 and I am pretty sure you overslept.” He told me.I slowly sat up, blinking my eyes, “What! What time is it?” I yelled suddenly in a panic jumping out of my cozy warm bed. “Mom, I told you it ...
Food is Life
TW: It's creepy and a bit different. There are brief moments of implied violence. Cosmic Horror throuout.Greetings and good tidings to all my fellow humans out there! Thank you so much for visiting my food blog: Food for Living: Food is Love, food is life!When I started this food blog years and years and years ago, I really didn’t know much about the kitchen. My parents were clueless cooks when I was growing up. Our two most used cooking tools were the freezer and the microwave, so I basically had to learn food lesson one when I started my cooking journey. It’s no secret that food has changed ...